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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via brokebutt-mountain)

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.
I woke up in the morning and I didn’t want anything, didn’t do anything, couldn’t do it anyway, just lay there listening to the blood rush
through me and it never made any sense, anything. -Richard Siken (via sad-plath)

(Source: sad-plath, via brokebutt-mountain)



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toshiibaby:

Best. Gif. EVAAAA!!!!!

You’ve just found the softest most comfortable place on the planet!