Theme  

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

image

Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

image

(via gassymexican)

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

(via dutchster)

Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. -George R.R. Martin, A Game Of Thrones. (via wordsnquotesbeingmemm)

(via daddyfuckedme)



derpycats:

Look at how this cat is sitting right now.
Anonymous: What's your major in college? 

morosity:

stress

nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

(Source: nasturbate, via dutchster)

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via dutchster)

bidownlowboy:

If this ever greeted me when I came home, I’d die.

Lucy V!
annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch